Forget the pizza. This MILF is hungry for cock.

Forget the pizza. This Mama I’D LIKE TO FUCK is hungry for shlong.

Forget the pizza. This SEXY HOUSEWIFE is hungry for shlong.

Pandora, a 56-year-old British SEXY HOUSEWIFE, orders 2 large Hawaiian pizzas, no artichokes, but when the delivery lady-killer arrives, that babe resolves she’d rather have his meat-thermometer than dinner.

She invites him in and spreads the pizza box, checking for artichokes.

“I’m sure there’s smth I could choke on,” this babe says. “Come with me.”

The thing is, that gent doesn’t speak her language and doesn’t understand a word this babe says…until this babe says, “I would truly adore to shag u.” “Fuck” is one of those words everybody understands.

So Pandora takes him to her bedroom, where she sucks his jock, hops on top of it, rides it hard and jacks him onto her pretty face. The pizza’s getting cold, but that is what microwaves are for.

And what are pizza delivery dudes for? To shag hot M.I.L.F.S.. At least that is the impression I have gotten from a lifetime of watching porn.

Fast poll: Who receives more porn bawdy cleft?

A. Pizza delivery boys
B. Cable lads
C. Plumbers
D. Electricians

Anyway, about Pandora. That babe is from Luton, which is north of London. She’s a Mommy and grandmother. That babe works in wedding planning. She’s divorced. She’s a swinger. She can’t live out of males who wear suits. We detected her on Twitter. The majority breathtaking job she’s ever had?

“Shooting for you, of course!”

Certainly!

The finest job for fellows who desire to have sex with porn SEXY HOUSEWIVES? My vote goes to pizza delivery guys.

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